ready to take a load off?


(i thought so.)

“Cool. I’ve got about the next two and a half hours planned, and then there’s just darkness and possibly some dragons…” you’re gonna want to fill out the form below:

You can expect to hear back from me in a jiffy (that’s exactly 9.5 hours if you didn’t know), unless it’s the weekend and I’m knee-deep in a Supernatural binge or on the back of a horse--they just don’t get the whole email thing. 

if you’re feeling all Rory Gilmore, 

nvious hours of operation

Monday-Thursday 10am - 4pm EST
Friday 9am - Noon EST.

Saturday and Sunday are reserved for my toughest clients: one calls me Wifey, the other calls me Mom, and the smallest ones just meow in my general direction.